Frequently Asked Questions
Are you really a private banker?
Not any more. I was a senior private banker for a very, very long time.
How long have you been in the business?
Since the last millennium.
Were you any good at it?
As a matter of fact I was. When properly motivated and compensated.
Okay buddy. What are you trying to sell here?
Not much. Maybe a few books. I put an Amazon widget on the blog, so first read the blog then buy a book.
Do you allow advertising?
Absolutely. Drop me a mail to discuss.
Do you allow guest blogs?
Yes I do, if they are relevant.
Do they have to be funny?
Nope, just interesting and not too long.
I have a question. How can I contact you?
By writing on the comments section of my blog, by filling in the contact form, by emailing me at firstname.lastname@example.org, or by taking me to lunch (it'll be a long and wet one)
Hey. I wrote you an email weeks ago and you didn't reply. Why's that?
Oh dear. I do apologise. I do try to answer all emails. Please resend it with the title "Oi, Pillock! Answer my email!"