I have eight seconds to grab your attention
At least that’s what the academics and their studies say about web pages. And I think I used up my eight seconds, juuuust about… now.
You still here? Great. You’re in for something a bit special then.
This is a private banking blog. Sounds boring, but not here it isn’t. If you move your eyes a bit to the top and to the left you’ll notice you are just a click away from my blog. By clicking that button you will be transported, Tardis like, to the weirdest and wackiest site on personal finance. Think Dr. Seuss, Charlie Chaplin, Jim Cramer, Groucho Marx, Muhammad Ali, Arthur Daley and Lady Gaga talking financial markets over dinner at Liberace’s pad where the butler spiked their Martini’s with LSD.
In other words you get charisma, insight, laughter, joie de vivre, and a lot of crazy stuff popping out from the strangest places. But the thing is, that by the time you’re done reading, you’ll know more about banking and the financial markets than 99% of the people in your circle of friends, and in addition you’ll have brilliant tales to tell.
Here you'll learn the tricks of the top private bankers, how you can get the best private banking services or financial asset management services or any other boring sounding service that's supposed to make you richer.
I share the wealth, you are free to use the knowledge you gain here to spread wisdom and mirth.
Now that’s what I call a Sicilian offer. An offer you can’t refuse. So chop, chop and on your way.
You still here? Great. You’re in for something a bit special then.
This is a private banking blog. Sounds boring, but not here it isn’t. If you move your eyes a bit to the top and to the left you’ll notice you are just a click away from my blog. By clicking that button you will be transported, Tardis like, to the weirdest and wackiest site on personal finance. Think Dr. Seuss, Charlie Chaplin, Jim Cramer, Groucho Marx, Muhammad Ali, Arthur Daley and Lady Gaga talking financial markets over dinner at Liberace’s pad where the butler spiked their Martini’s with LSD.
In other words you get charisma, insight, laughter, joie de vivre, and a lot of crazy stuff popping out from the strangest places. But the thing is, that by the time you’re done reading, you’ll know more about banking and the financial markets than 99% of the people in your circle of friends, and in addition you’ll have brilliant tales to tell.
Here you'll learn the tricks of the top private bankers, how you can get the best private banking services or financial asset management services or any other boring sounding service that's supposed to make you richer.
I share the wealth, you are free to use the knowledge you gain here to spread wisdom and mirth.
Now that’s what I call a Sicilian offer. An offer you can’t refuse. So chop, chop and on your way.
